|Cool Dude:||Did ya' ever see Django?... It was made by Pulp Fiction...?|
Wizard of Oz by Laurent Dureaux
Episode 8: The Great and Powerful Cand
Simon, Darth and Wyn hire a bogus but cheap lawyer to plead their case to keep their store. Miranda Van Orton uses her business savvy to convince the almighty George Cand to side with her and her firstname.lastname@example.org. Dale has a revelation that will change his life forever.
Alice in Wonderland - French promotion poster
Episode 7: Simon’s Adventures Underground
Simon finds a trapdoor… and a gas leak.
The Shining by Brandon Schaefer
Episode 6: Milky Igloo Outing Trucking Co.
Simon finds enough money in the store’s budget to waste on a company vacation, just in time for Darth to learn a gruesome secret about his brother. While the kids are away, Jof and his brothers do a little redecorating. Dale washes up in Alaska and bums a ride with a friendly axe murderer.
|HOD:||Do you guys have old movies? I'm talkin' old-old.|
Jurassic Park by Ken Taylor
Episode 5: Darth Finds a Way
The 2nd in a trilogy of raging tropical storms remarkably hits only Wisconsin and Costa Rica. After discovering Igor’s dead body, Simon and Darth scramble to concoct a replacement monstrosity. Wyn volunteers at a retirement home outing to a museum, while Dale lives it up on the white sandy beaches of Chupacabra Country.
Finished FCBG piece!
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|Hopeless Quest Guy:||Hey can you help me find a movie?|
|Virginia:||Sure, what movie?|
|HQG:||It was made in Vietnam.|
|Virginia:||What's the title?|
|HQG:||(shrugs) Dunno. I rented it from one of the other stores.|
|Virginia:||Okay... do you remember who was in it?|
|Virginia:||The director? Part of the title?|
|HQG:||No. It was made in Vietnam.|
|Virginia:||(contemplating the futility of Googling "movie made in Vietnam") Well, we have a Southeast Asia section. Did you check there?|
|HQG:||(makes a non-committal noise)|
|Virginia:||Sorry...if you can get the title, I can see if we have it.|
|HQG:||Okay. (walks away)|